Big Mac Lovin' Bill Clinton Named PETA's Person of the Year

PETA has named Bill Clinton their man of the year. That's right, the Big Mac lovin' president apparently has corrected his evils according to the PETA Bible and is living a vagan lifestyle. Bill Clinton giving up his Big Mac? Isn't that like Clinton giving up his love for plump butts and naked breasts not belonging to Hillary? Does PETA really believe this man who has never been able to beat his vices really lives life far away from McDonald's?