Your new Congressional staff is making you look foolish. Aren't you supposed to be paying them to make you look good?
In the mix of your tweets which remind Southwest Missouri voters you have swallowed the Potomac Poison and are now officially part of the establishment, I found this:
If someone would teach me how to Tweet pictures I could really do some damage - like a friend of mine at Politico (Obviously referring to one Dave Cantanese, which if you were his true friend you would not jeopardize his career by pointing out your friendship that may lead one to believe Cantanese is biased in coverage of Congressman Long.)
Since your staff has failed you and made you look foolish once again with your use of your iPhone (remember Billy Long used his iPhone at the Ozark Chamber of Commerce candidate forum to have answers to questions text messaged to him), I thought I would take you up on your request for someone to teach you how to Tweet pictures, which is just sad since many in the DC Press cesspool have already picked up on your Twitter addiction.
The following instructions will help you with your Twitter troubles. After all, I am kind of disappointed Southwest Missouri voters didn't get to see the "fed up" candidate and his buddy Jeff Layman yukking it up with our commie socialist President, Barack Obama.
If you have any questions after these informative tutorials Congressman Long, you know how to get a hold of me for additional help.
First off Congressman Long, for someone who uses Twitter so much, it's sad you are tweeting from what appears that you might be using your iPhone's Web browser to send Tweets. Surely you know there is an application you can download that will simplify your process. I use an Android phone, which is a far superior phone over your iPhone. It comes with Twitter for Android already loaded. Now, I have checked, and there is an application just like mine for the iPhone platform. Download it from the iPhone ap store, and please, if there is a charge, don't expense it on your federal expense account. Taxpayers don't want to foot the bill for your Twitter addiction.
Once your Twitter for iPhone application is installed on your iPhone/teleprompter then follow the listed instructions:
1. Open up the Twitter ap
2. Log in to your Twitter account
3. Touch on the Tweets icon, which is the little blue bird with the word Tweets underneath it
4. Touch the word balloon icon to open up the input forum for your next Tweet
5. Type a message
6. Touch either the photograph icon or the camera icon on the screen
7. Now here's where it gets tricky. If you selected on the photograph icon, select the photo you want to include in your tweet
or
If you selected the camera icon, take a picture of you, Jeff Layman, and Dear Leader Obama yukking it up
8. Click update.
Your photograph will upload and your Twitter feed will be updated.
Now, I remember your exact words when we met for coffee. You told me you could use a smart guy like me in your campaign. You know what...
You were right. It's not often you are right both politically and in your actions and words, but I am not afraid to tell you when you were right, and Congressman Long, you were right.
I hope to see those pictures of you and Obama soon. They will look nice positioned above the picture of you and Speaker Pelosi.
To think I frightened you when I am willing to offer you a wealth of information to keep you from looking silly that Curtis and the other staffers aren't capable of helping you out with. It's sad really.
Have a great day Congressman Long!
