Billy Long chose the blue pill last night over the Founders red pill before going to the White House. How else can you explain the jubilation in Congressman Long's tweets as he visited Barack Obama, a man guilty of crimes against this great country and the freedom it promises. In fact, it sounded like members of the Southwest Missouri GOP had a love fest with Dear Leader Obama last night, including Jeff Layman who yukked it up with the metrosexual tyrant occupying the White House. In fact, when it was said and done, it appears Congressman Long may not have wanted to leave Dear Leader's presence.
Now this isn't the first time Long has embraced the same liberals he claimed he was fed up with. The first picture he sent home to the Springfield News-Leader was of him with wife all smiles with former Speaker Nancy Pelosi (pronounced Pel-lousy). Now he is giving interviews hoping he can get Gabrielle Giffords to accompany him during his next round of interviews. My guess tonight while he claims he doesn't have a Democratic date during the State of the Union where Republicans and Democrats will hold hands showing they are capable of bi-partisanship, Long longs for a Democratic date tonight during tonight's SOTU address but word is starting to spread about the goober in a cowboy hat. Back to the tweets.
Long obviously went to the White House with cell phone in hand and his Twitter ap constantly open documenting his and Layman's ogling of Obama. Here's a sample of the tweets.
Considering Long's crimes against the Constitution, one has to wonder if he approached Obama to show support for Obama's belief that
Americans should be tracked using their cell phones and the federal government should be immune from any law suits. We may never know since there is no evidence in Long's tweets, but we do know both Long and Obama have an enemies list, which may be the real reason Long seemed a little upset he was forced to leave.
There you have it. Billy Long had him an Obamagasm last night.
