The Patriot Act, DHS, TSA Failed to Protect an American Icon: Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald has long been a symbol of American capitalism in one of the greatest American success stories of all time. Ray Kroc took a simple idea and grew a world empire the is under attack currently by federal, state, and local governments and "food terrorists." The Patriot Act failed to protect Ronald McDonald, obviously an American, from a group of terrorists known as the Food Liberation Army.

In this video, they threaten to execute Ronald McDonald, and will hold Ronald McDonald hostage until his execution date of 11/2/2011 if McDonald's doesn't meet their demands.



The group wants McDonald's to expose the corporate farming techniques McDonald's uses to produce it's foods. McDonald's did respond to the Food Liberation Army's demands, but not to the satisfaction of these terrorists.

“McDonald’s is always available to engage in constructive conversations with our customers, stakeholders and the media,” a spokesperson said at the time. “This stunt is in very poor taste and not a responsible approach to meaningful dialogue.”

The Food Liberation Army didn't care much for the shoot the messenger rhetoric of McDonald's and released the following video where the terrorist group simulates the beheading of Ronald McDonald.



How could this happen with the freedom-killing Patriot Act in place? We have the TSA, the Department of Homeland Security, If You See Something Say Something, and other intrusive government all to protect us from terrorists, and all these laws and organizations have proven they can't even protect Ronald McDonald. If anything happens to Ronald McDonald, I will demand Janet Napolitano resign.