Stumbling Bumbling Congressman Billy Long (A Poem)

STUMBLING BUMBLING BILLY LONG
WENT TO WASHINGTON
SINGING A SONG
SAID HE WAS TEA MAN
THE WORLD HE WAS TO CHANGE
HIS FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
WAS TO GATHER SOME CHANGE
THEN HE TOOK A PICTURE
WITH HIS SHOE UNTIED
LATER MADE A CALL TO THE FBI
NOT A MAN TO ADMIT IT
SO HE RUNS AND HIDES
STOMPING ON THE FREEDOM
FOR WHICH MANY HAVE DIED
MISSOURI’S BRIGHTEST
SO A PAPER DID SAY
MORE LIKE AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO THE SEVENTH’S DISMAY
STUMBLING BUMBLING BILLY LONG.

(Written by SOCIALMISFIT1 and first appearing on the Springfield News-Leader)

Just a note Mr. Long, my grandfather took a bullet in the head in World War II to defend the freedom you apparently want to stomp on. You best think about that and all the other men who have given or are prepared to give their lives to defend liberty and freedom. Your cronyism is nothing more than a tyrannical attack against the First Amendment.