The Perfect Holiday Gift for the Person You Really Don't Like: Barack Obama Hot Sauce

I don't know if these are left over from Obamamania, or if this is a latecomer addition to the Obama hype. Yesterday, at a cooking store, I found Barack Obama Hot Sauce for sale made by Dave's Gourmet. It seems like the perfect gift for that person you really don't care much for this holiday season, doesn't it? Notice what it sits next to, the Hot Sauce from Hell, perfect placement for the President our founding fathers would describe as the President from Hell. I just hope pouring this stuff out doesn't kill more rights and liberties.