Williams appears to have a TSA agent with a crush on him claiming he always gets nailed at LAX.
Williams: "Air travel is such a joy in this country," Williams told Letterman. "You get the enhanced schmegeggy right there. ... That's an aviation term. For some reason coming back, I always get it at [Los Angeles International Airport]. I get nailed."
Letterman: "What are you saying? What happens there?"
Williams: "They go, they go right in. This new thing, they go right after Dave and the twins. ... Either you go in the little thing and you put your arms up and parade around, and somebody in a booth somewhere looks at you naked through your clothing, or you can get the prod of your schmegeggy."